Uggs

Speaking of furry boots in the previous blog, this brings me to exhibit B: Uggs. Uggs are, in fact, name after the Australian slang "ugh" for "ugly." Ha, go figure! Maybe that's because they're hideous. This is yet another fashion trend that I do not understand, especially when girls where these horribly ugly boots with short skirts or dresses. Listen, if you're going to wear Uggs, it should be for the purpose of keeping your feet warm. If it is warm enough outside for you to wear a skirt or dress, then there really is no need to wear these. But, once again, they think they look cute in an attempt to impress guys. How that would ever work? I have no idea. Have mercy.

Bumpit

Exhibit A: the bumpit. God love us all. I am so tired of seeing all of the sorority girls (or wannabes) walking around campus with their hair looking as if they're pageant contestants. Back in the 80s, ladies teased their hair - bad idea. Today, girls are using these Bumpits to make their hair look "cute." I don't really understand this fad, nor will I try it. I personally find it stupid looking and evidence of wanting attention. This ranks up there with short skirts/dresses with furry boots.

Spanx Go Crotchless

I had never heard of spanx until reading Kim Kardashian's comment in People magazine about her love for the new type of underwear/hosiery that makes everybody's figure look much more flattering. I was somewhat intrigued considering how good she and so many other celebrities look, and figured I should try them sometime.

I dismissed the whole Spanx craze until a week or so ago when someone (unnamed) discussed her love for her crotchless (yes, I said crotchless) Spanx. Um, are you kidding me? Apparently this eighth wonder of the world is so great and convenient that they now have installed a hole in your underwear so that you can pee (or whatever it is that you may be doing...) instantaneously and without any work whatsoever. Just press the "easy" button. I found this crotchless version to be slightly strange, and I cannot imagine actually owning a pair, let alone seeing what they look like!

Don't get me wrong - it's great that plus size women are turning toward buying these undergarments that flatter their figures rather than taking drastic measures and getting liposuction, plastic surgery, gastic bypass surgery, etc. If it makes women feel sexier and more confident in themselves, great! But can someone explain the need for your vajayjay to be exposed at your leisure (or even without your knowing it)? Just saying.

Easter 2009

Unfortunately, I did not begin my/our blog with some hilarious post about Thanksgiving pants or whatnot, but I really like these pictures of Merritt Michael Deavin Cottingham and really felt the need to share them with the internet. After all, he makes the most precious Jesus I have ever seen.
Just so handsome!

Meanwhile, watch out for various and hilarious updates in the near future. They're guaranteed to make you wet yourself....or at least giggle a little.