Black Friday

As always, Thanksgiving was wonderful. And as always, I overate. Of course, I inevitably felt disgusted with myself most of the day. Deavin and I had big plans to hopefully buy new Sony Vaio laptops at Best Buy. We knew ahead of time that Best Buy would be opening at 5 A.M. on Black Friday, and we were planning to be prepared.

Come Thanksgiving night, we begin to get nervous about large crowds. After all, there are some pretty insane people that probably skipped Thanksgiving dinner just to sit outside of the store to get their 50" HD TV or whatever gadget is so worthy of their time.

Anyhow, we arrive at Best Buy at 9 P.M., not midnight like we originally planned. We were about 28th in line. Already! The night was miserable at a frigid 32 degrees. Both of us couldn't feel our toes. And I was sure that my face was frostbitten. Around 3:45 or so, the employees began handing out tickets for specific items that we were wanting. Unfortunately, right before they got to us, they ran out of tickets for our precious Sony Vaio laptops. :( So we turned to our second choice: the Toshiba.

Basically, we got the Toshiba laptops and they're beautiful. I love it. And it's way better than any Mac.

However, during our stay outside of the wonderful Hoover Best Buy, we encountered a variety of crazies that I won't soon forget. One redneck told us stories about how much he loved the Waffle House, and how IHOP doesn't put any butter on his biscuits. Another girl talked the entire night, including Hulk Hogan, Macbooks, and "wakey wakey eggs and bacey" in her monologue.

Even though this laptop was worth it, I hope I am never compelled to freeze my butt off outside for 8 hours again!

We're Engaged!

November 7, 2009


Deavin asked me to marry him at the University of Alabama right before the Alabama/LSU game. Of course, I said yes, but I was in complete and utter shock for quite awhile.
He is sneaky, but did an amazing job at picking out the beautiful ring.

We don't have a date set yet, but we're looking at the fall of 2011.
Can't wait!

Skinny Jeans

I cannot believe I haven't addressed this subject yet. Despite these "skinny" jeans being so popular, I cannot fathom why anyone would wear them. Seriously, they do not look good on anyone. I shudder every time I see some stupid girl walking around with these on, especially when they are tucked into stupid-looking furry boots.

I don't know about you people, but I am a huge advocate of bringing back BELLBOTTOMS.


Now that I see these, I am going to find some with whatever money I may get for Christmas. Team Bellbottoms!

Check your blood sugar and check it often

Listen, don't get me wrong. I love Wilford Brimley. It's the Beetus that I don't like.

Oh, look! I found his cat...

Baffling

This is an outdoor toy, people. They don't belong inside. With crazy children. And clutter. And cats.

"He who shall not be named..." They're calling me Lord Voldermont!!??

Kids these days don't even know how to ask for candy on Halloween. They just hold their bags out like a bunch of lazy people getting Obama bucks in Detroit. Some don't even ring the doorbell; they just stand and spy in your home until you notice their treachery. They're a bunch of good for nothings, they stink, and I hate em!! White power.