I apologize for offending anyone, but then again - no, I take that back. I don't apologize. I say exactly what I feel is appropriate for the situation.
Sororities and fraternities are inevitably created for those who cannot find friends the old, traditional and conventional way. No, no...they must pay far too much money per month to be included into one of these Greek societies and buy their friendships. In this exchange of money for fake friends, they get caught up in getting drunk, having sex with everybody, hazing, and looking absolutely ridiculously cheap in their low cut dresses, and stilettos while holding their staple RED cups and cell phones in their hands. And the guys are decked out in polos, short shorts (that would otherwise make them look gay), and Costa del Mar sunglasses.
Suddenly they become better than everyone else. Sorry, but there's no way I'd want to be contributing that much money to a stupid group of college students, waste time at parties/mixers, go to weekly, inconvenient chapter meetings, and be held accountable to participate in mandatory fundraisers. How, do tell, is this fun?
Do us all a favor and don't post your drunken frat party pictures on Facebook the next morning. The same morning you are trying to find an instant cure for your massive hangover and figuring out who that stranger is lying next to you.
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